Friday, July 27, 2007

12 steps.....



I do not have a drinking problem, really, I don't. It was after 12, I was at a promo. Call it social lubricant, it allows me to be nice to people all day. It is tough to look so pretty and be patted and admired all day. I am not a sitter, I walk or I lie down. I don't like to be stood ON, though I am better at sharing these days - see drinking has positive side effects- like this..... Little people can do what they will with me and I am putty in their hands. I do think that I should have a vest that says "I'm adopted, ask me how" because so many people fall in love with me at promos and want to take me home. I really like mum, I am highly p&%%$&^ that she is in Alaska right now, but I will forgive her.....